We were a fund. The best thing we ever produced was the merch.

huzz.vc spent four years looking at founders across a table. We learned what most of them actually want, and it is not another term sheet.

They want to look like the company they are building before it exists. So we make two garments, properly, in small numbers, and we sell them to the people who understand why that costs what it costs.

We have kept the vocabulary of the fund because it is funnier than the alternative and because the discipline is real: two positions, a fixed size, no reissue. Everything else on this website is a clothing shop wearing a suit.

The prior positions remain on the record. We are not proud of all of them.